Sunday, October 2, 2011

"Tuesday night is nut loaf"

The womyn line up at the kitchen, weaving between the string-and-post guides. And on Tuesday night, a serenade from a grinning Amazon with apron and spoon. Sing it with me, sisters! (Think Queen. Think "We will rock you." And there it is.)

Modify as needed:

Cook:
400 lb brown rice

Chop:
425 lb onions
310 lb mushrooms
400 lb carrots
400 lb yams
105 bunches parsley

Mince:
13 lb garlic

Cube:
400 lb tofu

Blend:
1.75 lb thyme
1.75 lb marjoram
1.33 lb sage

Measure:
55 lb walnuts
55 lb peanuts
90 lb sunflower seeds
3.5 gal vegetable oil

Grate:
150 lb sharp cheddar cheese

Roast nuts in light oil, stirring constantly. Saute onions, then carrots, then yams, then mushrooms.
Add garlic and herbs; stir through. Add tofu; bring everything to a slow boil and simmer.
Combine veggie/nut mixture with rice and grated cheese.
Note: Make a pot without nuts.

Serve with 7680 pita bread halves and 168 lb tortilla chips.

--Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, 1991